seriously, is there internet after death

 Ten depressing and fun! facts about me: 

1. My mom used to leash me up like a wild animal when we went out in public. To this day mom still thinks I'll get kidnapped/raped. Good thing I didn't mind being tied to her like a dog due to the Mickey Mouse designs.

2. I was totally deprived as a child. I couldn't play in the front yard because it wasn't fenced in. One time my friend came over to rollerblade on the street but my mom wouldn't allow it so we went in circles in my garage and my friend gave me dirty looks the whole time. As we circled.
3. I did not grow up with ice cubes in the freezer or juices in the fridge. Just room temperature water and milk. Milk has to be mircrowaved for ten seconds before consumption. Especially in the morning.
4. I was on the front page of Vancouver Sun in grade 4. Sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing a skirt. With my white panties showing.
5. I used to bite my nails until I graduated from highschool. I tried everything. Wore rubber bands on my wrists and punished myself by flicking it. Didn't work. Imagined my fingers as my dog's penis. Didn't work.
6. Super hairy arms. No joke.
7. An exbf landed on me once. It was fun. Until I totally farted.
8. This is not a fact. Why do people say "RIP person x" on their MSN names or Facebook statuses? Is there internet in the afterlife/heaven? 'Cause that would be really cool. 
9. I used to have a mole dead front center of my nose. I had it surgically cut and scooped out in grade 9.
10. Makes me laugh out loud. Every. Single. Time.

If you can relate to me in ANY of the above in the slightest bit please holler. I'd love to know (that I'm not alone). 

I'm all alone, aren't I...

Top: H&M

Belt: Bebe (THANKS RENA+ MIMZ)

Skirt: H&M

Wedges: Zara

Purse: Forever21

OKAY I KNOW IT'S LIKE THE ONLY 3 PLACES I SHOP AT.

You like the garbage bin on the right there? Classy right. 

HAHAHAHAH!! CHECK OUT MAH FACE. I'M SUCH A BIATCH. 

I got the look from my sister. I hope she reads this.

Photography by Nelson Wei