I spent most of the night revamping this blog while simultaneously watching Crossroads with Britney Spears. Not with her. But the movie had her. It didn't have her. But it... forget it.
It's been a year. In non-chronological order: Canucks lost. I had braces. I got a thing a size of a mole tattooed. I bought a new laptop. I signed up and canceled gym membership. I no longer get up 4x every night to pee during my sleep. But I still sleep with the lights on. School is finally over. My career in online media buys is no more. It's like I just got out of highschool and I have to start all over again. But this time my vocabulary has improved by 9%. In your face, old Sandy.
I must inform my 0.5 followers (it's just me so I consider that half a person) that my budget for shopping is limited to none. With that said, it will be interesting to see how many questionable outfits I can invent with what I have. I'm going to start wearing headbands as bras, cut sleeves off of shirts to wear as socks and use the metal couplers found in my dad's toolbox as rings. Will you be my friend?
I leave you with this image until I have something to show for. Deal with it! Because I have to!